One morning, I got up at night
In my brain, there was a light
Said to myself, “What an idea Sirjee!”
Posted it online before someone calls it farzee
One morning, I got up at night
With my inner-self, I had a fight
I said, I live in good times and a free country
It said, “wake up and smell the coffee, you’re NOT the ‘Pradhan Mantri’
One morning, I got up at night
I felt like shouting with all my might
‘The Constitution’ grants me “Freedom of Expression”
As long as it comes with adequate Disclaimers and does not trigger aggression
One morning, I got up at night
Seedhi baat, no bakwaas, as advocated by Sprite
Moun raho tho sanskaari
Virodh karo tho krantikaari
One morning, I got up at night
And nothing just seemed right
Negative ya positive, publicity tho milti hai
Har din naya jhamela, ‘Abhi tho party shuru hui hai’!
One morning, I got up at night
With no solution in sight
Drama hai, Action bhi hota hai
Har event pe reaction tho humara haq banta hai
One morning, I got up at night
Everything was grey, nothing black or white
Go ahead and express your vidroh
But please ensure, it is “quid-pro-quo”
One morning, I got up at night
And my imagination took flight
I could virtually see the ‘swacch’ and ‘achche din’
Iss segment ke prastut karta hai Surf aur Rin. Tin tin di Din
This Morning, I got up at night
Truth lay there, shining bright
Hum thehre Shatranj nahin par Circus ke Pyaade
Aur Humaare dum pe hote hain kisi aur ke faayde
Sriks (Who else?) 